People sometimes go to conflict
due to any incident, conflicting relationship, mocking, irrepressible nature
start to be rude, run over, ulcerate
And in any normal team they always tease each other. You can’t do without a cheerful healthy laugh caused by someone’s unusual appearance, behavior, deed
- neither at school, nor at work, nor at home.
In certain situations and for certain relationships, it makes no sense to aggravate relations, but to defuse the situation with cheerful, friendly laughter is the sweetest thing. Despite the fact that you "remain on the horse", and the attacker is somewhere down there.
So, how can you not succumb to provocation, fail a verbal blow in your direction and defuse the situation with a universal, friendly laugh?
Technique "Boomerang" in verbal skirmishes
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- And you're cool - And what are you cool
- You, I look, do not put a finger in your mouth - You, I look, do not put a finger either … - "How are you behaving? I can’t be upset! - You can’t get upset - get bogged down!" (by type: "I bifurcate first, and then get upset about how I bifurcate
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The technique "I'm much worse" - You slob - No, I'm much worse, moreover, I also have
.problems - I see, you are mired in problems - Why are you … everything is much worse … - You have unreliable partners! - And my friends are even worse.
"What's this
"- Do you remember how you dumped a fool? - Is that
, that's when I … (hereinafter your funny story) - Why did you do this? - Is that so, I remember how Pasha somehow did
(hereinafter a funny story about "Pasha").
"So what, but
"-" You are a fool - So what, but I’ll be nice to shade your mind "-" You are constantly making the same mistakes - So what, but I don’t have to strain and come up with new ones "- This is stupid - But how ornate …
In ancient Greece, Diogenes of Sinope became famous for his ability to respond with blow to blow. His antics have been written in many ancient works. Before becoming an eccentric and a philosopher, Diogenes minted coins. But he was soon caught cutting money. Later, enemies repeatedly reminded him of this "sin of youth." “So what, ” Diogenes answered them, “as a child, I not only cut coins, but also peed in bed!” The ill-wishers somehow reproached Diogenes with the fact that he was visiting obscure and indecent places. “So what, ” retorted Diogenes. - And the sun sometimes looks into the cesspool. But it doesn’t get any dirtier from this ”(from Igor Vagin’s book“ How to Put Your Interlocutor in Place. Methods of Verbal Attack ”).
The ability to easily, and most importantly, funny, talk about your shortcomings, disarms the enemies - why cling to you further if you do not cling (and there’s nothing to cling to in general).
Let's continue … Prevention of verbal collision
- Here you are, and now you will begin
"Take it away, do it
"- Yes, yes, I know what you think about it:" what a pig is here … ", moreover, I know that you will tell me further …
Technique "Would you like to
"-" What has subsided? - And you would like me to rage? "-" And you are a dodger
.“Well, so what, but would you like me to be a mess?” - “You're a miser!” “Would you like me to have to beg for help?” - “In my opinion, you drink too much! - It would be better if I ate a lot? "-" What do you walk like nibbled? - Would you like me to walk like a bite?"
Technique “It’s better than that …” - “You have your fly unbuttoned! - Better your fly unbuttoned than your open wallet” - You don’t have a hairstyle on your head, but a trash! - Better garbage on the head than in the head! And also: - I do not believe this! - And I also can’t believe it. - Alexander said about you that you are a complete nerd
- Come on
, did you hit him hard on the head? - You only think about yourself! “Yes, who else am I supposed to think about?” - You're a moron - Yes, no, I'm not a moron, just today the mood is some kind of playful. Why are you so serious? - Girl, I saw you somewhere - It’s possible, I often go there
.- "You talk too much on the phone! - It's good that I have someone to chat with …" - "It seems that you forgot to put your brains back during the operation! - Yes, and since then I have got ideal weight."
Technique “Turn on the fool” - You are the fool
- How did you get fat - And did you notice too? That's just beneath me today the bridge swung
- You are an upstart! - Yes, and I'm proud of it … - What are you so unsure of? - Next to a beautiful woman, I am always lost, blushing, shy
- You are a drunkard, an outrageous - Yes, it happens a little, Yes you are a parasite - Yes there is a little
- Yes, not a little, but a lot - Yes, it happens
(Well, how to talk to such a thing? - sooner or later, everyone begins to smile
.) “Why are you so incomprehensible?” “Sorry, I'm dumb today, I don’t understand well, it seems to me that what you said is just some kind of set of words.- Don’t turn on the fool - Yes, I didn’t turn off … - But you’re funny - Yes, I’m in the know
Next, everything according to the situation
: you can continue to joke further, but you can start talking seriously - to bombard you with questions, take a personal ride, and make tough suggestions.
Examples from the book of Litvak M.E. Psychological Aikido: - You are a fool - How quickly you realized that I was a fool. For so many years I managed to hide it from everyone. With your insight, a great future awaits you! I’m just surprised that the authorities still haven’t appreciated you!
The scene that happened on the bus: - How long will you be picking ?! - For a long time - But you see, a coat can fit my head like that! - Maybe - Nothing funny! - Indeed, there is nothing funny (there was a friendly laugh). The text also used examples from the books of Igor Vagin "Hare, become a tiger", "How to put the interlocutor in place. Methods of verbal attack."